…………..…because he doesn’t exist. Simply put.

Let me back up, I can understand how you wouldn’t understand why I write that. I mean, hopefully, you’re smart enough to understand what you are reading, as to why, I can see where you might be confused. How fucking far back do I go? I guess I can start before I was born, when this became a “free” country (emphasis on the quotation marks there) and you were allowed to believe what you chose. Let’s even go as far back as saying for every action, there is an opposite and equal reaction. So obviously, for every ‘believe’ there is a ‘nonbeliever’ right? Right.

Here’s my only question though, seriously, why in the FUCK do the ‘believers’ feel the need to go knocking on the doors of the ‘nonbelievers’ and disturbing them, at home, while they are on their own time, in, their, private, home?!?

Two ladies came to my door last night talking about the ‘mother of god‘. Unfortunately, the one speaking had a thick accent and it was kind of hard to understand her because she talked kind of fast. I mean, I could tell she was probably nervous, not knowing who was going to open the door - or for fucks sake my piercing, because for some fucked up reason people feel they can’t talk to me (in most cases, I wish that were how it really was) - anyways, I said I don’t believe there is a mother of god because there is no god, in my eyes, so therefore, you cannot have a mother to something that doesn’t exist. Of course she went on with her rebutle, and I with mine, until I finally told her that I thought it was very rude that she knock on my door, at 8 pm at night, and try to get me to believe something else, and that I do not go around doing the same, so why should she? She couldn’t answer me, stood there almost dumbfounded.

I can see people slamming doors, yelling things, opening the door naked, telling them crazy shit, or whatever, but, has no one ever asked her why she does it when she’s never had someone of the opposite knocking on her door? Really?

After that I shut the door. I’m not going to be disrespectful - unless they are with me and best believe, I have had some fucking assholes who deserved to be kicked in the gut - I’m not going to slam the door, show them my naked body, or any of that shit. But what gives them the right to wander the neighborhood, door to door, trying to convert people? You don’t see me knocking on people’s doors telling them I don’t think there is a god and I think it’s all a fairy tale. You won’t see me protesting at a christian rock concert with a sign saying it’s all a lie.

Don’t they ever think maybe they’re the ones that make people like me scoff at religion and the thought that there is some magical creature who created everything? Seriously?

I should start my own religion, it looks like you can get almost anyone to get in on it with you if you make it sound sweet enough. Thank you Scientologists for really driving it home for us Atheists. As if we didn’t have enough reasons to go the other direction.

Anyways, simply put. To me, there is no mother of god, and please, stay the hell away from my door, no pun intended. I am tempted to start screwing with you people. Really, I really am.